she's so lucky, she's a star

hotstraightboy:

i like to call my hairstyle going to sleep and hoping for the best

(via fake-mermaid)

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

(via februaryfire)

i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

(via mattypow)

extrasad:

i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk

(via fake-mermaid)

rossiyaa:

“if you don’t have this on your blog I will judge you”

(Source: amaiimono, via fake-mermaid)

sorryforpartybarackin:

leave me alone but also give me constant attention

(via fake-mermaid)

sex-like-a-nympho:

not sure if i need sex, sleep, or to punch someone in the face.

(via slutty-wolf)